Well…I’m running low on time…so this is the best the ol’ Beercellar’s Blog can do right now. Conway Fuckin’ Twitty. No joke. Just like a beer at a beer festival, somebody will say this is the best song ever. I guess You Tube must be the web’s incarnation of a beer festival, one big bad never ending beer festival. Drunk on tastelessness and stupidity, MerThePoet says: “This is probably one of the best songs in all of history!” The thing is, what you remember from a beer festival is that dumb ass that raved about how one of the worst beers there was surely the BEST beer ever! Or you remember the guy poured 3oz of the dump bucket into his glass and drank it. I suppose that is really the level Conway Twitty is on for me. Drinking 3oz from the dump bucket. That guy’s friends thought he was a hero…but he was really just trash (ed).
I can’t help but put this up. The hair. The suit. What the hell is he doing with his right hand!?!?
That guy that drank the dump bucket was a hero! I was there and you can’t convince me otherwise. Just think, that was about a year ago and you’re still thinking about it.
I know I’m still thinking about it Samonrye. My point was that it took Conway Twitty to make me think of it. Something in such poor taste that it is fascinating…if that a hero makes, then a hero he is.